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Funny Definitions Desk Decors - Exchange Gifts For Coworkers, Boss, Boss Lady, Hr, Friends - Personalized Pen Holder
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Sprinkle a dose of humor and a dash of personality onto your desk with this Funny Definitions personalized pen holder. Carefully tailored for coworkers, boss, or anyone who enjoys a side-splitting laugh, this pen holder stands out as the perfect remedy for office blues. Whether it be a memorable birthday gift, a Christmas present, or an anniversary memento, this unique desk decor can brighten any occasion. With messages that resonate with roles such as chaos coordinators and shit show supervisors, it's the ideal way to mirror real-life office scenarios in a delightful manner.
The pen holder does more than hold your pens, it sparks conversations, eases tension, and brings light into the office routine. It's a reflection of the recipient - a fixer, a supervisor, or a coordinator veiled under witty titles. Undoubtedly, this pen holder will become the centerpiece of your desk, drawing smiles every time you reach for a pen. So why wait? Raise the bar of desk decors, or surprise your coworker with this epic gag gift. Order the Funny Definitions pen holder today, and let the fun begin!
MESSAGE:
Cluster Fuck Fixer.
Shit Show Supervisor.
Dumpster Firefighter.
Chaos Coordinator.
Boss Lady
Difference Maker
Fucktose Intolerant
Manager of Mayhem.
PRODUCT DETAILS:
Made from high-quality PU leather on the surface, with an interior and bottom crafted from eco-friendly paper barrels for durability.
The round base ensures stability, preventing the holder from tipping over.
The waterproof exterior adds an extra layer of protection, safeguarding your pens, pencils, and other items from accidental spills and moisture.
Size: 3.1 × 3.9 inches (~8 × 10 cm).
Package Includes: 1 x Leather Pen Holder.
International Sizing & Dimensions: Looking for exact metric (cm / ml) and imperial (in / oz) measurements or US/UK/EU/AU/JP apparel size conversions? View our Interactive Size & Measurement Guide for This Item.
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KEEPSAKE ORNAMENT STANDARD
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Product: Funny Definitions Desk Decors - Exchange Gifts For Coworkers, Boss, Boss Lady, Hr, Friends - Personalized Pen Holder
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| Size Option | US / Imperial (Longest Side) | EU / UK / Metric (cm) | Material Thickness | Hanging Cord & Scale |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3.0 inches ✓ Selected | 3.0 in – 3.15 in | 7.6 cm – 8.0 cm | 3 mm (0.12 in) Acrylic / 6 mm (0.24 in) 2-Layer Wood | Classic tree bauble size + Gold metallic cord |
| 3.5 inches ✓ Selected | 3.5 in (Longest Dimension) | 8.9 cm | 3 mm (0.12 in) Acrylic / 6 mm (0.24 in) 2-Layer Wood | Standard Christmas tree & rearview mirror size + Hanging cord |
| 4.0 inches ✓ Selected | 4.0 in (Longest Dimension) | 10.2 cm | 3 mm (0.12 in) Acrylic / 6 mm (0.24 in) 2-Layer Wood | Medium branch & wreath ornament + Hanging cord |
| 4.5 inches ✓ Selected | 4.5 in (Longest Dimension) | 11.4 cm | 3 mm (0.12 in) Acrylic / 6 mm (0.24 in) 2-Layer Wood | High-visibility multi-name family ornament + Hanging cord |
| 5.0 inches ✓ Selected | 5.0 in (Longest Dimension) | 12.7 cm | 3 mm (0.12 in) Acrylic / 6 mm (0.24 in) 2-Layer Wood | Large statement ornament & wall/window hanger |
| 5.5 inches ✓ Selected | 5.5 in (Longest Dimension) | 14.0 cm | 3 mm (0.12 in) Acrylic / 6 mm (0.24 in) 2-Layer Wood | Extra-large keepsake for large family/pet groups |
| 6.0 inches ✓ Selected | 6.0 in (Longest Dimension) | 15.2 cm | 3 mm (0.12 in) Acrylic / 6 mm (0.24 in) 2-Layer Wood | Jumbo display ornament / door & window hanger |
| 7 in – 12 in (Jumbo) ✓ Selected | 7.0 in / 8.0 in / 9.0 in / 12.0 in | 17.8 cm / 20.3 cm / 22.9 cm / 30.5 cm | 3 mm (0.12 in) Acrylic / 6 mm (0.24 in) 2-Layer Wood | Oversized wall, door, or tree centerpiece plaque |
Material & Construction: Every ornament includes a pre-drilled hanging hole and ready-to-hang cord (gold metallic cord, red satin ribbon, or natural jute twine). Acrylic ornaments ship with a clear/amber protective peel-off film.
How to Measure & Fit Tip: Measured along the longest contour axis (top of hanging tab to bottom edge, or left-to-right width). Allow ±0.2–0.4 in (0.5–1.0 cm) for custom character contour cutting.
2-Hour Free Size Modification Guarantee: Picked the wrong size at checkout? You can update your size free of charge within 2 hours of ordering via Track Order or by emailing contact@draconer.us.